http://said.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for said en Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:42:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2025746 unknown@Netscape.com BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas. Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:42:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2025746satiresheAlsosaidnoBraidingThelionsManeNews http://web2announcer.com/go/838768 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that. Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:03:45 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/838768satireTheydAlsolikeToknowWHOsaidthatNews http://web2announcer.com/go/601852 unknown@Netscape.com The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day. Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:44:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/601852thatswhatshesaidTheofficefacebookholidayjohnhugheswaynesworldNews http://web2announcer.com/go/356018 unknown@Netscape.com n a move pundits say is designed to further groom Barack Obama as a presidential hopeful for 2008, the Democratic senator from Illinois announced today that he has legally changed his name to Barry Manilow. "Note that it's not Barry H. Manilow," chuckled Senator Obama, referring to his former middle name, Hussein. Sun, 28 Jan 2007 23:19:09 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/356018satireobamasaidletsseeHillaryTopthatNews http://web2announcer.com/go/14541 unknown@YahooMyWeb.com No description for this story Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:05:19 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/14541the websaidhandleservers http://web2announcer.com/go/13805 unknown@YahooMyWeb.com No description for this story Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:14:17 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/13805life expectancycolosaidlow-income