added 2007 Mon Jun 4 9:42:22 by ind06
BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas.
BROOKFIELD, IL: Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western lowland gorillas.
added 2007 Sun Mar 4 12:03:45 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.
added 2007 Thu Feb 15 11:44:17 by corey.spring
The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day.
The most important holiday in February has finally arrived. I'm not talking about Valentine's Day and I'm sure as hell not talking about President's Day: I'm talking, of course, about International 'That's What She Said' Day.
added 2007 Sun Jan 28 23:19:09 by ind06
n a move pundits say is designed to further groom Barack Obama as a presidential hopeful for 2008, the Democratic senator from Illinois announced today that he has legally changed his name to Barry Manilow. "Note that it's not Barry H. Manilow," chuckled Senator Obama, referring to his former middle name, Hussein.
n a move pundits say is designed to further groom Barack Obama as a presidential hopeful for 2008, the Democratic senator from Illinois announced today that he has legally changed his name to Barry Manilow. "Note that it's not Barry H. Manilow," chuckled Senator Obama, referring to his former middle name, Hussein.
